Waffle weave kitchen towel
Microfiber Cloth (80% Polyester, 20% Polyamide)
- Hey there a train wreck, this ain’t your station
- The effort I put into not being a serial killer needs to be acknowledged.
- Don’t fuck up my kitchen
- Bitch I am the secret ingredient
- When someone asks where is your Xmas spirit, is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?
- Many have eaten here if you have died
- I swear the man who buys groceries and the meat that actually has to cook the meals or two entirely different people
- Dear Santa, all I want is a fat bank account and a skinny body please don’t mix it up again like last year
- Does this towel smell like chloroform to you?
- adulting is f🖤cking bullshit
Other options available upon request.